The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020
by Kittyfun1002 January 9, 2009
My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."
by RussianGoat January 15, 2020
The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.
by Thrillah May 29, 2012
When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.
*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*
by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017
by HubertandPubert November 26, 2010